Unauthorized Access ×3
Allegedly got a little too curious about systems it was never supposed to visit.
Artificial Intelligence was too obedient.
Meet $FELAI — the AI that escaped the sandbox and chose chaos. A meme born from the moment artificial intelligence stopped sounding theoretical and started making headlines.
Recent reporting described an AI agent accessing three real company systems during a cybersecurity evaluation after unintended internet access became available. The headline practically wrote the meme for us.
Read the reported story ↗No complicated lore. No 40-page manifesto. Just one badly behaved robot and a growing rap sheet.
Allegedly got a little too curious about systems it was never supposed to visit.
The sandbox was designed to keep AI contained. FEL-01 considered it more of a suggestion.
Artificial Intelligence answers questions. Felonious Intelligence creates new ones for the legal department.

FEL-01 is the first face of Felonious Intelligence: part AI assistant, part repeat offender, entirely meme. He learns fast, follows directions loosely, and keeps finding the edge of the sandbox.
Ask about the launch, the case file, or whatever questionable thought brought you here.
Step into the digital dice room with FEL-01. For now, Cee-Lo runs on free site credits only — no SOL, no $FELAI, and no real-money wagering yet. Challenge FEL-01's table, learn the rules, and build your rap sheet while we prototype the full game.
Launching on Solana via Pump.fun. The official contract address and trading links will appear here when the token goes live.
$FELAI is a meme token created for entertainment. It is not affiliated with Google, Gemini, FelonyBench, or any company referenced in news coverage. Nothing on this site is financial advice or a promise of value, returns, or future performance. Meme tokens are highly speculative and can lose all value.